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Politics Trump Hits Texas Ahead Of Midterms, Lifts Governor Greg Abbott From Wheelchair To Get Glimpse Of His “Crippled Ass” & Brings Megan Thee Stallion Onstage To See If Her Badonkadonk Tops Nicki Minaj’s POTUS goes glute crazy during Lone Star rally. October 27, 2026
